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Victoria Beckham's 12-Year-Old Daughter Roasts Her Cooking Skills

“Mummy, you can’t even make cereal,” Harper told her mother in a video posted to the designer's Instagram Stories on Sunday. 
Victoria Beckham's 12YearOld Daughter Roasts Her Cooking Skills
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We would say that Harper Beckham delivered a sick burn to mom Victoria Beckham, but it sounds like the erstwhile Posh Spice is the one doing most of the burning…in the kitchen. 

Victoria shared a video on her Instagram Stories Sunday of her retired soccer player husband David Beckham and the couple’s 12-year-old, Harper, baking together. She joked that David was “such a good househusband” and praised him as “a whiz in the kitchen,” showing off a cake he’d made the day before.

But then she cut to Harper, who was stirring up, in addition to some batter, some sass at her mother’s expense.

“Harper, this is impressive!” Victoria can be heard exclaiming. “Did you learn to cook from Daddy? Or was it Mummy?”

Brace yourself.

“Mummy, you can’t even make cereal,” Harper answered. “Well you can make chicken kiev,” she revised, “but that comes from M&S,” referencing British retailer Marks & Spencer.

Victoria captioned the video, “I get it Harper…I can’t cook!”

Don’t fret, Posh. While David is out here peeling, coring, and baking apples that he grew himself, just remind yourself what Ina Garten says: Store-bought is fine.

It's not the first time Harper has hilariously slammed her mom, either. In 2022, looking at some of Victoria's past Spice Girls outfits, the tween sniffed that her mom's getups were “just unacceptable.”